Please, make it stop.
Admittedly, I went into this movie with my dickhead glasses on
Much like when you drink too much and wake up with new items that you accumulated on your adventurous quest home, we have found ourselves in a position to watch the pilot episode early. We comin’ up in the world big time!
But that’s why I loved this film. I feel like it’s only achievable to have this sort of ‘take on the world attitude’ in films set in the far past.
I feel like 2016 is the girl on Tinder who acts like she’s great fun and then in reality doesn’t in fact like craft beer and was just saying all of that to get a free dinner out of you.
Much like Daniel Craig in Layer Cake, the role that landed him the famous three digits in my mind I assumed this was him flexing his one man army capabilities on camera to show the world why he deserves a tuxedo and an exploding watch.