Don’t get me wrong, I like Ricky Gervais, I have a lot of time for him, I even waved at him once, but for someone as adept at storytelling as he is in another format I wasn’t expecting this sort of hollowness.
Dracula Untold should never have seen the light of day.
Control, Frankenstein & Dinosaurs.
He could walk in, sit down and drink Liam Neeson’s tea in his own home, and Liam Neeson would just have to deal with it and hope he doesn’t want another cup.
This modern approach to zombies having them as Olympic sprinters is seriously messing with my survivability in a zombie apocalypse fantasy.
‘He has huge eyes in this; all the better to see the crimes with.’
Any excuse to have a samurai sword in a film is fine with me.
They’re all murderers, he’s just the calmest one.